masonconrad:
“you’re gonna lose friends, guys, girls, relationships, etc but fuck it as long as you don’t lose yourself you’re good
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masonconrad:

you’re gonna lose friends, guys, girls, relationships, etc but fuck it as long as you don’t lose yourself you’re good

rarestandfairest:

I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.

(via seanp0donnell)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(via fourteen-01-deactivated20190921)


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